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Archive for March, 2008

Caution: Read The Internet With Care Today

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It is now officially April Fool’s Day in some other country, even if that country doesn’t observe it. Increasingly, websites and social networks (and many of the “elite” tech bloggers) have decided that they (and here we anthropomorphize websites – creepy, no?) couldn’t possibly go without joining in on the fun by posting insane rumors and stupid product announcements with the hope that enough unassuming web-surfers will take them at face value, so they can have a couple of laughs when these surfers post idiotic-sounding comments.

Really, the only reason people get tripped up by these frivolities, is that on the other 364 days (365, in 2008) of the year, a disturbingly gigantic number of stories and rumors and “news” that see publication would feel right at home on some lame-o AFD post.

April Fool’s Day – for all its less-than-inspired inanity on the web in recent years – can teach us a lesson critical to our survival as a species in the digital age. The lesson is simple: Don’t believe everything you read. 90% of everything is crap. Of the remaining 10%, not all of it will be true, though some of it will be so seriously awesome you’d wish it were.

Learning this lesson is easy. Following it daily is far from it.

With any luck, this little reminder will come in handy tomorrow, and keep you from being played for the fool that each of us, inevitably, must be.

"They're fxxxin' COMMANDMENTS, people, not SUGGESTIONS."

It’s kind of strange to be cursing  in a blog I’m writing at work, but I guess if I’m quoting G-d as played by F. Murray Abraham in “Almost an Evening,” it’s alright.
… And what a highly quotable play it was.  The show gets more awesome the longer I think about it.

It is composed of three one-act plays.

Waiting shows purgatory as a vast and unending government-style bureaucracy.  Joey Slotnick’s woebegone expressions and exact counting of time spent waiting for entrance into heaven makes the entire piece.

In Four Benches, a James Bond-type gets in touch with his feelings after witnessing an accidental shooting of an innocent man – a “collosus” as his grieving dad calls him repeatedly.  

Debate is an argument between two archetypes of deities: one angry and commanding, and one loving and soft.  It’s the angry Jew that not-so-subtly explains to the audience that they must remember the difference between COMMANDMENTS and SUGGESTIONS.

I’m a secular Jew with Modern Orthodox parents and I was sitting next to my friend, a lapsed Seventh-Day Adventist, so the  whole debate and the commandments/suggestions comment, in particular, garnered a big guffaw from both of us.

My favorite shows are those that elicit both belly-laughs and deep discussions, so I have to give Almost an Evening 5 stars.

Join the Xanadu Text Club!

We set up the Xanadu Text club with the help of verizon Wireless. Join up and get special secret discounts, event info and more. Text “Xanadu” to 64661.

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Cherry Lane's Mentor Project

Check out the article in the New York Times featuring Cherry Lane’s Mentor Project. Click here.

Blogger outreach

We did a blogger outreach this weekend for Almost an Evening. 150 bloggers got the fancy invite and we waited while bloggers responded. It was the biggest repsponse we’ve ever recieved for a show! Maybe it was Ethan Coen? Maybe it was the all-star cast? Or maybe it sounded short…?

Here is one from Blog Critics:

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/03/30/225133.php

Ladies & Gents/Night in Central Park

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Chip and I went to see the Irish Arts Center’s sold-out production of Ladies & Gents the other night. It’s being performed in the toilets at Bethesda Fountain, which on its face sounds pretty creepy, dank and smelly. That works perfectly for the play, an innovative noir thriller that has already appeared to acclaim in Edinburgh and Dublin. Groups of 20 playgoers are herded, none too gently, into either the men’s or women’s restroom. For the next 20 minutes, they’re elbow to elbow with a motley crew of Fifties-era low lifes who do all sorts of low-lifey things. Everyone is then escorted to the opposite chamber to see the other half of the tawdry tale. It’s all very atmospheric and–since it’s March–literally chilling.

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What struck me most was the superb lighting by Sinead McKenna, who truly brought a noir film to life. The whole thing is lit to the millimeter, from the blade of light that slants across the sinister stranger’s face to the golden puddle that illuminates the discarded handkerchief.

And I have to say, for all its down-and-dirty provenance, the IAC production finds itself in a pretty swank milieu. The Bethesda Terrace Arcade was recently restored and it is beautiful! The 15,876 elaborately patterned encaustic tiles in the ceiling–most of which have been in storage for more than 20 years–are simply breathtaking. According to the Central Park Conservancy, it’s the only known example in the world where Minton encaustic ceramic tiles are used in a suspended ceiling. At night, the discreet modern lighting fixtures fill the space with a lovely golden glow. It’s just elegant. If you’re in the park after dark, you should definitely stroll over to visit the Angel of the Waters and her lovely new anteroom.

Can't wait for Boris

Just got back from the marketing meeting for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and I can’t be more thrilled for Boris Kodjoe to be stepping in for Terrence Howard in April. Check out our exclusive interview with Boris at opening night.

Gangster, Writer, Rabbi: The importance of a catchy subject heading

So, I saw the following subject heading in my inbox the other day: “Gangster, Writer, Rabbi — A Lower East Side walking tour.”  Because my humor is somewhat of the “dad humor,” groaner variety, the subject heading reminded me of a joke I may find myself telling one day.

I was compelled to open up the email, read it, forward it to several friends and invite them on the tour (given by the Museum at Eldridge Street).

The point?  Most people’s inboxes are full to the brim, and a subject heading is akin to standing in a crowded mob and jumping up with your arms waving: it helps to dress it up with something glittery.

Photoshop anywhere for free!

It’s here! The web-based version of Photoshop. Brilliant.
> Click here to get an account. It’s easy and free!

They give you 2GB of space and you can show off your work to the world in the gallery. I think this is perfect for people who don’t want to drop the enormous amount of money to buy the software; those of us who need a quick resize, blemish touch-up and color correction for the PERFECT facebook photo. Be sure you have the latest version of Flash.

525,600 Minutes of Excruciating Broadway Pain

IMHO…

Pain experienced watching assorted Broadway Shows Relative to episodes of LonelyGirl15 (of YouTube fame) after it was revealed to be a marketing ploy.